A NATION DIVIDED

Even if you don't know much about history, you know that America is a house divided against itself. You're either with us or against us. War is the great issue causing people to choose sides. People supporting these wars are called patriots, the others are anti-Americans.

Conservatives good; liberals bad. Hate is fine; tolerance is disgusting. Fear helps the cause, lack of fear shows ignorance. Christian nation for sure; diversity never. Media lies; presidents tell the truth. Authority is always right; thinking and challenging is wrong (left.)

We might as well break into two nations - war mongers on the east of the Mississippi River and appeasers on the west side. I know what you're thinking: "They'll go to war with each other."
Maybe, but at least we'd avoid a civil war. Those are ugly.

Meanwhile, Islamic fascists have to be eradicated. I mean, they strap bombs on their kids and send them to the store. They want to kill us for our freedom, and don't forget the 72 virgins.

Now go take on the day.